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German man takes revenge on ex-wife by sawing everything they own in half

By Chris Smith, BGR

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BGR – Everybody handles breakups differently, and a German man has found a hilarious (albeit demented) out-of-the-box way to express his anger with his ex-wife.

The two have been together for 12 years before splitting up, so the handy man took it upon itself to split in half everything they owned with help of a saw and other power tools. And then put his share up for sale on eBay.

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The heartbroken guy posted a video of the feat on his YouTube channel, which shows you that you can practically cut in half any kind of object, regardless if it’s a chair, an iPhone 5, a big-screen Samsung TV or an even bigger Opel Corsa car. In what follows, you can see what Der Juli is selling on eBay, after cutting his half, and how much it’s priced at.

The best thing about it is that each product has its own story, in which the owner explains why he’s selling the product, and how it relates to his former wife (see below).

Half a teddy bear – €51: “Although she doesn’t need a stuffed animal to snuggle, there are affectionate fellow workers for that.”

Half a mail box – €40.50: “The mailbox hung for many years on our house until my wife turned int my ex-wife and increasingly unpleasant shipments arrived in it.”

Half a motorbike helmet – €34.50: “My ex-wife thought in the divorce she should be entitled to a greater part of all our things, including mine. She has never been on a motorbike.”

Half an iPhone 5 – €78: “I generously left her half of everything, even my beloved mobile phone. That way she can no longer secretly send WhatsApp hearts to a younger work colleague. She doesn’t need it anyway as she lives with one.

Half a Samsung TV – €24.75: “Of course, also the TV that I have purchased so she can comfortably watch ‘Germany’s Next Top Model’ on it.”

Four nice chairs’ halves – €36.50: “The chairs are super as an art installation, or simply for people who like to sit on half-an-ass cheek.”

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15 comments

  1. After awhile married sex is so predictable, in fact married life is the most boring life. Hence the wife went outside for good kockay, why mat should have a problem with that, now he can have lots of jabals.

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  2. Maybe his craziness was the reason his wife left.

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  3. #legend

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  4. He is suffering from go pwell . He will eventually get over it.

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  5. Good for you my broda respect

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  6. Lmao sounds about right.

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  7. Must have been inspired by Maeda in "Diary of a Mad Black Woman." Genius!!

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  8. that couldn't be handle any differently. I bet you she cant say that she didn't get anything from him

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  9. IT IS OBVIOUS THAT HIS HEART WAS BROKEN IN TWO.

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  10. Wow....ppl learn the new way to do it

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  11. I don't mind,everybody receives their share after a marriage has broken up.But,to me doing it in such a manner.Is very nonsensical.I will not buy any of those item's.What can i do with half of a vehicle?This can be settled in other ways.Sometimes,i might even leave everything for the ex-wife.Wow!what a way to end a relationship?Like,i have always analised within myself.When people are in a relationship and has been saying to each other.Honey!i love you,hanging and kissing.Where these people ever loved each other?Relationships with anyone,when things are nice people are acting nice,when things go bad.People are acting bad.Nobody loves nobody!This is a fact,of life anywhere in the world.

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  12. Lol lol lol old me bread decks. Lord have mercy everyone is crazy these days smfh.

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  13. Did u do half Cockeral and half Cat??

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  14. Poor guy u will get over it.... I know how u feel better this than a murder... Just pray life goes on

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  15. Aa look it me le pwen. Lol lol. Now that's one smart guy. Happy father's day . Lol

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